THE REGULAR GUYS SHOW LISTENING POST

My dad, the networker, sent an email to all 10 people in his contacts list today.

Please do not text message judy or me-----EVER!!!!!!
love, lenny

The e.e. cummings style capitalization really warms it up, I think.

It was sent to everyone in our immediate family including people who have never texted him...EVER!!, such as myself, his grandchildren as young as 7, and one guy who we're not related to at all.

My brother, the doctor was excluded by the mass scolding, probably because he might be needed if my dad blows one out and can't move half his face. All that time in med school so he can get texting privileges from my dad. Lucky dude, my brother.

I called Old Man Pickle Nose to uncover what incident occurred that caused him to send such a crazy email.

In this episode of Beat Steve, Steve's Daddy's Fingerless Arm recalls the time he got stuck on a rock.

Legendary entertainer Slim Mackerel interviews Drew Carey, Jessica Simpson, and Gerri from Survivor 2. That's right!!!!

More phoned in classic rock from Tommy of Roswell.

This dissection of modern media politics came on the heels of an odd event. Opie and Anthony were suspended from satellite radio, but not from terrestrial. How and why this happened is examined in this segment.

The last HOW episode before the station changed format. A shame. I was really getting good.

Southside Steve, unemployed for nearly a year, returns to TRG Show at Larry's invitation to mend fences and catch up.

Part 2. Listen to what all the fuss is about.

The House of Wachs in the midst of Imus and Virginia Tech madmen.

A timeless classic. Some wacko from TN calls in and converses with the sound effects library.

Larry's sister is on the phone for another creepy discussion.

How do you handle the city council? The Paaaannhaaaandlers! Larry goes off on the Atlanta City Council's appeasement of the bums.

Legendary pop superstar, Slim Mackerel, phones the show to announce he is auditioning for "Schindler's List 2" and performs a specially prepared  monologue for his audition.

A letter to SSS from Patti the Rocker Stalker urged SSS to persuade John Rocker to call her at home and discuss the possibility of having sexual relations.

Wachs, cleverly disguised as Rocker, called Patti for phone sex with disastrous results.

Porn bubblehead Mary Carey chatted with us about her gubernatorial run to replace Grey Davis. Her stoney giggle became a mainstay of the RG sound library for years to come.

Mee Maw Wachs' best friend makes CDs of her own homemade children's songs. We listened to the song stylings of Grandma Lipstick and hits such as Paper Bag Lunch.

Still missing part of this, but I'll continue the hunt. This is the morning after Cynthia McKinney lost her runoff against Hank Johnson in the 4th D. primary. Tim Andrews calls in as her campaign advisor, Curtis Washington, to discuss what went wrong.

In My Stall w/SSS. This time Steve's chats up the lady loo.

Here's some of the work I did this past January on WFNY/New York, 92.3 Free FM.

This is a series of calls from the obsessed Herman from Dunwoody who keeps grinding his axe for Eric.

This is the first call from Eric's arch-enemy, Herman of Dunwoody. Herman called Eric's defunct AM show one Saturday and was yelled at by Eric over something petty and stupid. He called our show to complain the following Monday morning.

SSS interviews Gwinnett's Laura Mallory who was trying to get Harry Potter banned form Gwinnett County Schools because it contains dangerous witchcraft secrets.

After Cynthia McKinney lost in the primary in 2006, McKinney Campaign Manager, Curtis Washington calls in to complain about voting irregularities and the allegations that he struck a TV reporter.

With thanks to Allan Havey, TRG take your calls at 404-741-9696.

A fun game with the shrimp-like Ben the Bunnyman, DJ-American.

The explosive singing duo bursts onto the scene with their version of "Islands in the Stream."

George Stein Files case where the arrestee claims George is his lawyer. Stupidity ensues.

A spoof ad for Kelly Brown Perfume based on her ass emissions in the back room.

Dan Flesher from Charlotte, NC emails:

Peteetong! my Hebrew:

I was wondering if you could post some sound effects from the show. I think it would be fun to hear them pop up between songs when I have the Ipod on shuffle.

Indeed! Big fun. Anything to help people stop listening to local radio.
More of these later too when I get motivated to put up the ones on my laptop that's laying around somewhere.

Just what the title says: Bits and pieces of News Jogs that I found amusing and funny and still somehow relevant if you want to stretch a bit. Particularly amusing: Eric gets angry at everyone as hestruggles to defend the political correctness of a pseudo-scientistic story about how gay people are formed.

Winner of the 2006 American Idol/William Hung Lifetime Achievment Award and Clay Aiken lookalike Michael Sandecki chats with TRG.

What is this mysterious and wonderful word, and how did it start?

After TRG returned to the airwaves in May of 2005, we participated with Rush Limbaugh in a closest-to-the-pin contest at Turner Field. Steven James Rickman was a participant and this was our first meeting since we left the station a year earlier.

We wonder as we listen to the swashbuckling king of Atlanta TV meterologists inexplicably brings a bag of raw vegetables to the FOX 5 news set.

Travis Elliott tells us about the Human Zoo exhibit he is starting in North Georgia and enrages callers with his views on race.

As if he didn't have enough troubles at the time, fresh off of being traded to Cleveland, we put John Rocker on the phone with his stalker, Patty.

TRG charm the pants off a spacey Lauren Hutton in this revealing interview.

"Damn! Your bref smell like doo-doo."
                            -unknown homeless man

Congratulations to Southside 7 and his new job at Eagle 106.7. To commemorate, we harken back to the time that SS7 was drinking protein shakes thrice daily. Protein shakes are smelly in their own right, and can induce ketosis, another breath-fouling chemical process that takes place in the dieting person's body.

To show him that it just wasn't us who thought he stunk, we sent him out to ask random people to smell his breath.

A very important show in TRG history.

Kelly Brown interviews celebs at the Billboard Hip-Hop Awards with disastrous results.

Before the Iraq war started, many idealisitic young douchebags were determined to go to the Middle East and stand in front of tanks and bombs in order to singlehandedly stop the war. Didn't quite work out.

TRG chatted with one of the determined dickheads.

Legendary pop superstar, Slim Mackerel, phones in to discuss the allegations against, and to support, his pal, Michael Jackson.

First a News Jog story about Winona Judd getting nabbed for DUI, and thenTRG listen to Hannity and Colmes talk to an agitated guest who thinks Michael Jackson is being harrassed because he's "black."

Stoners compete to see who can best imitate Steve's grandma.

Church Chick (seen here being molested by Bobby Slayton), takes a lesson from TRG as to why saving virginity until marriage is a poor choice.

Some News Jog stories that are illegal today, but not then. Also, Steve and SpaceGhost sling the mud during Mr. Puniverse 2003.

After Church Chick got run over by a truck while laying out at the beach, she needed a ride to the show. She selected her hot, virginal friend, Mindy for the task of driving her to the show and us crazy with lust.

Also on this segment is Wendy the Witch attempting to break an arrow with her throat, Tommy the Tard calls in, and a sample of Church Chick's singing.

Wendy the Witch was a gal who orbited our show for a while around 2001-2002. On this episode, she got hammered with her prostitute friend, Wilma.

Also on this tape, courtesy of Herman from Dunwoody, is an early segment of Make The Regular Guys Laugh. I like the way we did it then. Don't laugh and let people squirm with the discomfort for a long while.

It's also remarkable how much language we used then that is currently forbidden on the air...I think. Who knows?

A Jewish woman, just having moved to ATL form Dallas, calls the show looking for love advice. Larry talks her into getting it on with a wiffle bat.

This particular FU Line was taken over by an incessant southern belle who went on a tirade against her ex-something or other.

Added bonus: The SSS/Travolta porno tape.

Comedian Jim Florentine pranks a Waffle House on the phone as Special Ed.

Yucko the Clown calls the alcohol emergency help line to seek treatment for his problems.

Southside Seven shouts out pro-war slogans, and other things, as an anti-war demonstration. Women will not like this segment. You've been warned.

A very drunk Tommy the Tard calls in with his rendition of the Mellencamp classic "Little Pink Houses."

Steve's manicured fingers only infuriate his Daddy's fingerless arm in this episode of "Beat Steve."

Final hour of final RG Show.

Third of the last four hours of TRG on 96Rock.