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As if he didn't have enough troubles at the time, fresh off of being traded to Cleveland, we put John Rocker on the phone with his stalker, Patty.

TRG charm the pants off a spacey Lauren Hutton in this revealing interview.

"Damn! Your bref smell like doo-doo."
                            -unknown homeless man

Congratulations to Southside 7 and his new job at Eagle 106.7. To commemorate, we harken back to the time that SS7 was drinking protein shakes thrice daily. Protein shakes are smelly in their own right, and can induce ketosis, another breath-fouling chemical process that takes place in the dieting person's body.

To show him that it just wasn't us who thought he stunk, we sent him out to ask random people to smell his breath.

A very important show in TRG history.

Kelly Brown interviews celebs at the Billboard Hip-Hop Awards with disastrous results.

Before the Iraq war started, many idealisitic young douchebags were determined to go to the Middle East and stand in front of tanks and bombs in order to singlehandedly stop the war. Didn't quite work out.

TRG chatted with one of the determined dickheads.

Legendary pop superstar, Slim Mackerel, phones in to discuss the allegations against, and to support, his pal, Michael Jackson.

First a News Jog story about Winona Judd getting nabbed for DUI, and thenTRG listen to Hannity and Colmes talk to an agitated guest who thinks Michael Jackson is being harrassed because he's "black."

Stoners compete to see who can best imitate Steve's grandma.

Church Chick (seen here being molested by Bobby Slayton), takes a lesson from TRG as to why saving virginity until marriage is a poor choice.

Some News Jog stories that are illegal today, but not then. Also, Steve and SpaceGhost sling the mud during Mr. Puniverse 2003.

After Church Chick got run over by a truck while laying out at the beach, she needed a ride to the show. She selected her hot, virginal friend, Mindy for the task of driving her to the show and us crazy with lust.

Also on this segment is Wendy the Witch attempting to break an arrow with her throat, Tommy the Tard calls in, and a sample of Church Chick's singing.

Wendy the Witch was a gal who orbited our show for a while around 2001-2002. On this episode, she got hammered with her prostitute friend, Wilma.

Also on this tape, courtesy of Herman from Dunwoody, is an early segment of Make The Regular Guys Laugh. I like the way we did it then. Don't laugh and let people squirm with the discomfort for a long while.

It's also remarkable how much language we used then that is currently forbidden on the air...I think. Who knows?

A Jewish woman, just having moved to ATL form Dallas, calls the show looking for love advice. Larry talks her into getting it on with a wiffle bat.

This particular FU Line was taken over by an incessant southern belle who went on a tirade against her ex-something or other.

Added bonus: The SSS/Travolta porno tape.

Comedian Jim Florentine pranks a Waffle House on the phone as Special Ed.

Yucko the Clown calls the alcohol emergency help line to seek treatment for his problems.

Southside Seven shouts out pro-war slogans, and other things, as an anti-war demonstration. Women will not like this segment. You've been warned.

A very drunk Tommy the Tard calls in with his rendition of the Mellencamp classic "Little Pink Houses."

Steve's manicured fingers only infuriate his Daddy's fingerless arm in this episode of "Beat Steve."

Final hour of final RG Show.

Third of the last four hours of TRG on 96Rock.