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Our old pal Tommy of Roswell returns to TRG for the first time in 3.0 with some musical entertainment.

State Senator David Shaffer (R-Duluth) discusses the Georgia fight to correct the Tennessee/Georgia border drawing and how it affect Georgia's water supply.

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John Kincaid, from Atlanta's #1 sports station, 680 The Fan, calls in to discuss the reverberations felt in the baseball world from the critically acclaimed Regular Guys interview w/ John Rocker.

The son of the voice of your UGA Bulldogs Football gives the scores and highlights in his inimitable creepy style.

Our old buddy John Rocker stopped by to discuss his name being on the recent Mitchell Report on steroid use in baseball. His candid answers wound up on SportsCenter later in the day.

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Ace reporter Rodney Ho, from the AJC, who has been following the Regular Guys since he was in 5th grade, is finally granted an audience with Larry, Eric, and Steve in which he digs for the story about how the show got back together.

The Atlanta Rollergirls came by to give a smackdown to Steve.
Thunder Enlightenin'
Queen Lose-ya-teef-ah
Hot Legs Hooligan

The premise:

Goad internet perverts, weirdos, creeps, and losers into leaving sexy messages to a bogus woman seeking a partner.

The execution:

Place an ad on Craigslist where a Trekkie woman asks for Trekkie sex partners. Leave phone number.

Here are the results of that voyage.

Larry's bro and top surgeon, Dr. Mike, fields phone calls from listeners with embarrassing medical conditions.

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The FU line. Tell people to f'off at 404-847-9002.

SSS polls hookers and voters leaving the voting booth on Super Tuesday.

One of our pals, Ben the Bunnyman died over the weekend.

We paid tribute to his memory by going to the RG archives for a segment from 2006 when Ben auditioned for the job of Braves Baseball play-by-play commentary.

Bitch Slap Trivia this week is a grudge match between two opponents who have been looking for a reason for years.

Wachs vs. Rickman!!!

The Internet's foremost authority on cinematic female nudity, Mr. Skin, tells us of the exciting new developments in the world of screen nakedity, as chronicled on his website, Mrskin.com

Southside Steve and his street-dwelling friends play football in a glass-strewn lot to celebrate Super Bowl and vagrancy.

TRG Chief Legal Counsel, George Stein, fields questions and doles out advice to people who were arrested over the weekend.

The FU (Friends and Unity) Line, where people tell others in the community to F'off!*

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(all calls are recorded and may be used for broadcast)

Derek talks about the past and future with the Ted Nugent Band, and plays "Stranglehold."

Former Falcon, current Seahawk, Regular Guys man crush, Patrick Kerney chats about the Super Bowl.

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Part 2 02-01-08

Part 1

Bubbly comedian Caroline Rhea and her paramour, Costaki Economopolous, paid another harrowing visit to the Regular Guys Show.

The Regular Guys chatted with Charlotte, a hooker advertising her Super Bowl special in Phoenix on Craigslist

GMS&BN part 4

Georgia's most slanted and biased newscast, Part 3

Georgia's most slanted and biased newscast Part 2.

Georgia's most slanted and biased newscast for 1-31-08, Part 1.

The Regular Guys FU (Friends and Unity) Line 404-847-9002. Where you can call in and tell people to F'off.

Play along with the Regular Guys Squares starring Gay Karaoke Satan, ET, George W. Bush, Michael McDonald and more!

Georgia's most slanted and biased newscast for 01-30-08 part 2.

Georgia's most slanted and biased newscast for 01-30-08.

Southside Steve admits to his beautiful young girlfriend, who loves her dog, that he once was involved in the highway euthanization of his Mee Maw's aging poodle in 1982.

Pop enchantress Kelly Clarkson stopped by the studio after Larry paid $50 to hug her.

Georgia's most slanted and biased newscast, for Jan. 29, 2008

NEWS JOG!!!! 100.5

Regular Guys Show Chief Legal Counsel, George Stein, analyzes what went wrong when a drunk, driving a lawnmower, has a run in with the law.

Grandma Lipstick, a friend of Larry's mom writes memorable children's songs in her spare time. She has been gracious and kind enough to write a new Regular Guys Theme Song for the return to Rock 100.5. Oy!

Ben the Bunnyman discusses his upcoming pig heart transplant.

The Regular Guys, Larry, Eric, and Southside Steve. Return to the Atlanta airwaves after a 15 month exile after the Mexican Uprising of 2006.

In this segment, it's the return of Georgia's most slanted and biased newscast, News Jog 100.5 w/ Eric Von Sockthroat,  Atlanta's least trusted news anchor.

My dad, the networker, sent an email to all 10 people in his contacts list today.

Please do not text message judy or me-----EVER!!!!!!
love, lenny

The e.e. cummings style capitalization really warms it up, I think.

It was sent to everyone in our immediate family including people who have never texted him...EVER!!, such as myself, his grandchildren as young as 7, and one guy who we're not related to at all.

My brother, the doctor was excluded by the mass scolding, probably because he might be needed if my dad blows one out and can't move half his face. All that time in med school so he can get texting privileges from my dad. Lucky dude, my brother.

I called Old Man Pickle Nose to uncover what incident occurred that caused him to send such a crazy email.

In this episode of Beat Steve, Steve's Daddy's Fingerless Arm recalls the time he got stuck on a rock.

Legendary entertainer Slim Mackerel interviews Drew Carey, Jessica Simpson, and Gerri from Survivor 2. That's right!!!!

More phoned in classic rock from Tommy of Roswell.

This dissection of modern media politics came on the heels of an odd event. Opie and Anthony were suspended from satellite radio, but not from terrestrial. How and why this happened is examined in this segment.

The last HOW episode before the station changed format. A shame. I was really getting good.

Southside Steve, unemployed for nearly a year, returns to TRG Show at Larry's invitation to mend fences and catch up.

Part 2. Listen to what all the fuss is about.

The House of Wachs in the midst of Imus and Virginia Tech madmen.

A timeless classic. Some wacko from TN calls in and converses with the sound effects library.

Larry's sister is on the phone for another creepy discussion.

How do you handle the city council? The Paaaannhaaaandlers! Larry goes off on the Atlanta City Council's appeasement of the bums.

Legendary pop superstar, Slim Mackerel, phones the show to announce he is auditioning for "Schindler's List 2" and performs a specially prepared  monologue for his audition.

A letter to SSS from Patti the Rocker Stalker urged SSS to persuade John Rocker to call her at home and discuss the possibility of having sexual relations.

Wachs, cleverly disguised as Rocker, called Patti for phone sex with disastrous results.

Porn bubblehead Mary Carey chatted with us about her gubernatorial run to replace Grey Davis. Her stoney giggle became a mainstay of the RG sound library for years to come.

Mee Maw Wachs' best friend makes CDs of her own homemade children's songs. We listened to the song stylings of Grandma Lipstick and hits such as Paper Bag Lunch.

Still missing part of this, but I'll continue the hunt. This is the morning after Cynthia McKinney lost her runoff against Hank Johnson in the 4th D. primary. Tim Andrews calls in as her campaign advisor, Curtis Washington, to discuss what went wrong.

In My Stall w/SSS. This time Steve's chats up the lady loo.

Here's some of the work I did this past January on WFNY/New York, 92.3 Free FM.

This is a series of calls from the obsessed Herman from Dunwoody who keeps grinding his axe for Eric.

This is the first call from Eric's arch-enemy, Herman of Dunwoody. Herman called Eric's defunct AM show one Saturday and was yelled at by Eric over something petty and stupid. He called our show to complain the following Monday morning.

SSS interviews Gwinnett's Laura Mallory who was trying to get Harry Potter banned form Gwinnett County Schools because it contains dangerous witchcraft secrets.

After Cynthia McKinney lost in the primary in 2006, McKinney Campaign Manager, Curtis Washington calls in to complain about voting irregularities and the allegations that he struck a TV reporter.

With thanks to Allan Havey, TRG take your calls at 404-741-9696.

A fun game with the shrimp-like Ben the Bunnyman, DJ-American.

The explosive singing duo bursts onto the scene with their version of "Islands in the Stream."

George Stein Files case where the arrestee claims George is his lawyer. Stupidity ensues.

A spoof ad for Kelly Brown Perfume based on her ass emissions in the back room.

Dan Flesher from Charlotte, NC emails:

Peteetong! my Hebrew:

I was wondering if you could post some sound effects from the show. I think it would be fun to hear them pop up between songs when I have the Ipod on shuffle.

Indeed! Big fun. Anything to help people stop listening to local radio.
More of these later too when I get motivated to put up the ones on my laptop that's laying around somewhere.

Just what the title says: Bits and pieces of News Jogs that I found amusing and funny and still somehow relevant if you want to stretch a bit. Particularly amusing: Eric gets angry at everyone as hestruggles to defend the political correctness of a pseudo-scientistic story about how gay people are formed.

Winner of the 2006 American Idol/William Hung Lifetime Achievment Award and Clay Aiken lookalike Michael Sandecki chats with TRG.

What is this mysterious and wonderful word, and how did it start?

After TRG returned to the airwaves in May of 2005, we participated with Rush Limbaugh in a closest-to-the-pin contest at Turner Field. Steven James Rickman was a participant and this was our first meeting since we left the station a year earlier.

We wonder as we listen to the swashbuckling king of Atlanta TV meterologists inexplicably brings a bag of raw vegetables to the FOX 5 news set.

Travis Elliott tells us about the Human Zoo exhibit he is starting in North Georgia and enrages callers with his views on race.

As if he didn't have enough troubles at the time, fresh off of being traded to Cleveland, we put John Rocker on the phone with his stalker, Patty.

TRG charm the pants off a spacey Lauren Hutton in this revealing interview.

"Damn! Your bref smell like doo-doo."
                            -unknown homeless man

Congratulations to Southside 7 and his new job at Eagle 106.7. To commemorate, we harken back to the time that SS7 was drinking protein shakes thrice daily. Protein shakes are smelly in their own right, and can induce ketosis, another breath-fouling chemical process that takes place in the dieting person's body.

To show him that it just wasn't us who thought he stunk, we sent him out to ask random people to smell his breath.

A very important show in TRG history.

Kelly Brown interviews celebs at the Billboard Hip-Hop Awards with disastrous results.

Before the Iraq war started, many idealisitic young douchebags were determined to go to the Middle East and stand in front of tanks and bombs in order to singlehandedly stop the war. Didn't quite work out.

TRG chatted with one of the determined dickheads.

Legendary pop superstar, Slim Mackerel, phones in to discuss the allegations against, and to support, his pal, Michael Jackson.

First a News Jog story about Winona Judd getting nabbed for DUI, and thenTRG listen to Hannity and Colmes talk to an agitated guest who thinks Michael Jackson is being harrassed because he's "black."

Stoners compete to see who can best imitate Steve's grandma.

Church Chick (seen here being molested by Bobby Slayton), takes a lesson from TRG as to why saving virginity until marriage is a poor choice.

Some News Jog stories that are illegal today, but not then. Also, Steve and SpaceGhost sling the mud during Mr. Puniverse 2003.

After Church Chick got run over by a truck while laying out at the beach, she needed a ride to the show. She selected her hot, virginal friend, Mindy for the task of driving her to the show and us crazy with lust.

Also on this segment is Wendy the Witch attempting to break an arrow with her throat, Tommy the Tard calls in, and a sample of Church Chick's singing.

Wendy the Witch was a gal who orbited our show for a while around 2001-2002. On this episode, she got hammered with her prostitute friend, Wilma.

Also on this tape, courtesy of Herman from Dunwoody, is an early segment of Make The Regular Guys Laugh. I like the way we did it then. Don't laugh and let people squirm with the discomfort for a long while.

It's also remarkable how much language we used then that is currently forbidden on the air...I think. Who knows?

A Jewish woman, just having moved to ATL form Dallas, calls the show looking for love advice. Larry talks her into getting it on with a wiffle bat.

This particular FU Line was taken over by an incessant southern belle who went on a tirade against her ex-something or other.

Added bonus: The SSS/Travolta porno tape.

Comedian Jim Florentine pranks a Waffle House on the phone as Special Ed.

Yucko the Clown calls the alcohol emergency help line to seek treatment for his problems.

Southside Seven shouts out pro-war slogans, and other things, as an anti-war demonstration. Women will not like this segment. You've been warned.

A very drunk Tommy the Tard calls in with his rendition of the Mellencamp classic "Little Pink Houses."

Steve's manicured fingers only infuriate his Daddy's fingerless arm in this episode of "Beat Steve."

Final hour of final RG Show.

Third of the last four hours of TRG on 96Rock.

Middle 2 hours of final broadcast, sans commercials.

1st hour of final show...(sniff!)
Commercials cut out.

Southside Steve, Atlanta's worst interviewer, painfully converses with actor Jack Black.

Patti was a young woman who, obssessed with John Rocker, wrote long, handwritten letters to us in scary writing on frightening paper, looking for a hookup. On this day she finally got her wish as John Rocker asks her out on a date (so sweet!).

For awhile, after the turn of the century, TRG kept getting tapes from a guy who would take a shit in public and tape people's reactions to it. Is it wrong? Yes. Is it entertaining? That, too. Now, politics aside, press play.

TRG talk with a Dawsonville man who just returned from a tour of duty in Iraq, where he was shot.

Another call from Southside Steve's gay stalker, David.

Comedian Jim Florentine talks with us about Ben's lack of teeth and then calls several retail outlets as Bobby Fletcher who belches constantly during conversation.

When the Falcons went to Philly to play the Iggles for the NFC Championship, Southside Steve went with them and came close to death at the hands of the criminally insane fans in one of America's worst cities.

A bunch of calls from Tommy when he was hitting the bottle pretty regularly. Included is one of the times he tangled with Tammy the Tard, his female cohort.

Independent presidential candidate Charles R. (Chuck) Doty, of Oklahoma, was a frequent and beloved guest of TRG Show. He died in 2003. In this segment, Mr. Doty tries to fulfill his wish of appearing on the TV game show, "Who Wants to be a Millionaire."

How far can a woman go for $100? Advertisers made us shut this one down.

Steve loves JT, the final chapter.

Part 2 of the gayest interview ever.

Part 1 of the gayest interview in heterosexual radio history. Southside Steve went down to visit John Travolta at his hotel room for intimate conversation.

Before YouTube and the FCC crackdown, the Regular Guys dissected a tape Larry bought on Ebay, explaining how to teach sex ed to the retarded.

Watch the video yourself.

From 2002, Space Ghost drops by to play "Stump the Hand" and insult Southside Steve.

The Regular Guys gets a text message from an intern that a Georgia State professor is calling them idiots in his class. TRG attempt to call the professor.

Our first meeting with Yucko the Clown.

Reverend Allen was in the news a few years ago for running a church where he allegedly beat wayward teens. He was also married to one despite his age, which was around 70. The Reverend came on the show to tell his side of the story.

An episode of Steve being beaten and scolded mercilessly by his diddy's fingerless arm.

Travis Elliot from the DOT announces his plan to alleviate traffic. Women are only allowed to drive 3 days a week. Angry people call in.

World's Worst Interviewer, Southside Steve, chats up heartthrob David Cassidy.

Larry tells how he posed as a 24 year old girl online and lured a guy into masturbating.

Larry's hot sister, Nancy, calls the show to report that Old Man Pickle Nose went to a party the previous evening, came back to her house, and puked in the driveway at the tender age of 62. Kids these days!

The first part of this segment is from 2 days before the Backward Porngate incident when we were briefly syndicated into Jacksonville for a test run. Tommy debuts in Florida with a good ole fashioned rendition of "Rag Time Gal."

After that, it's on to the Decorative Planter Guy, who took up the entire FU Line one day, trying his best to give an FU to the guy who stole his decorative planter from his home in his golf/tennis community, but failing to be coherent each time.

TRG play two British homos who call Harrod's security because they are trapped in a dark room somewhere in the large department store.

Ben the Bunnyman's galpal, Tammy, catches him hitting on other chicks. He tries to apologize.

Before the election in which Arnold S. became governor of California, TRG had a great impersonator prank the Fox & Friends TV Show.

After Southside Steve's car wreck in 2003, Steve's gay redneck admirer, David of Dahlonega, calls in to see how his honey is doing, followed by a call from a guy who made us glass dildos, but was ostracized by his community for doing so.